It’s Not Bilu

It’s Not Bilu

We repeat: it’s NOT Bilu. Please stop asking. 👽

Something showed up. It’s black, suspiciously tall, and vaguely cat-shaped. Scientists have no explanation. We have no explanation. Honestly, we’re not even sure it’s a cat.

At 95–100 cm, authorities are calling it First Contact. Strange, but manageable.

At 170–175 cm, you’ve officially been Abducted. At that point, it’s nearly human-sized, lives in your house, and probably knows things you don’t.

If it appears at the end of your hallway at 3 a.m., remain calm. Do not approach. Do not ask where it came from.

Seek knowledge.

Why you’ll love it:

♡ Ridiculously long, soft, and deeply suspicious
♡ Available in “that’s a weird plush” and “there’s someone in my house” sizes
♡ Perfect for beds, sofas, questionable sightings, and accidental first contact
♡ Technically a plush. Allegedly a cat.

Size:

♡ 95–100 cm — First Contact
♡ 170–175 cm — Abducted

Measurements are approximate and may vary slightly.

Our cutest finds have a terrible habit of getting abducted by ridiculously funny aliens — grab yours while it’s still on this planet. ♡ 👽