I Identify as a Duck Now

Congratulations. You’re a duck now. 🦆

There comes a point in everyone’s life when being human just isn’t enough anymore. I Identify as a Duck Now is for that exact moment. Soft, ridiculously cozy, and equipped with a hood featuring an actual duck face and bill, it’s less of a hoodie and more of a questionable lifestyle decision.

Pull up the hood and accept your new responsibilities: waddle around the house, stare judgmentally at strangers, and become irrationally interested in nearby bodies of water. The comfy fit keeps things nice and cozy, while the duck details make pretending you bought this “because it looked comfortable” absolutely impossible.

Why you’ll love it:

♡ Soft and cozy for maximum duck comfort
♡ Comfy fit made for lounging, waddling, and avoiding responsibilities
♡ Duck hood with eyes and bill for complete transformation
♡ Perfect for anyone who has finally accepted that being a person was overrated

Size Guide:

S — Bust: 100 cm / 39.37 in · Sleeve: 59 cm / 23.23 in · Length: 67 cm / 26.38 in

M — Bust: 104 cm / 40.94 in · Sleeve: 60 cm / 23.62 in · Length: 68 cm / 26.77 in

L — Bust: 108 cm / 42.52 in · Sleeve: 61 cm / 24.02 in · Length: 69 cm / 27.17 in

XL — Bust: 112 cm / 44.09 in · Sleeve: 62 cm / 24.41 in · Length: 70 cm / 27.56 in

2XL — Bust: 116 cm / 45.67 in · Sleeve: 63 cm / 24.80 in · Length: 71 cm / 27.95 in

Sizing note: Measurements are taken from the garment laid flat. Please allow a 1–3 cm / 0.4–1.2 in difference due to manual measurement. The fabric has some stretch.

Color: Duckling Yellow

Our cutest finds have a habit of disappearing — grab yours before it flies south for the winter. ♡