Just One Cookie, I Swear

Just One Cookie, I Swear

PMS Level 1
$14.99
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Just One Cookie, I Swear

$14.99
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Just One Cookie, I Swear

For safety reasons, please do not eat the cookie. πŸͺ

We know it looks suspiciously snackable, but the Just One Cookie, I Swear plush is here for cuddling, decorating, and providing emotional support during highly questionable snack decisions.

Made with soft plush and fluffy PP cotton filling, it comes in three increasingly concerning sizes β€” from a tiny cookie moment to a 45 cm commitment to the bit. Perfect for your bed, couch, chair, or wherever you normally go to recover from being a functioning human.

Why you’ll love it:
β™‘ Soft plush exterior with fluffy PP cotton filling
β™‘ Available in 10 cm, 28 cm, and 45 cm sizes
β™‘ Ridiculously cute cookie design
β™‘ Zero calories. Mostly because it’s stuffed with cotton.

Choose your level of hunger:
πŸͺ 10 cm β€” PMS Level 1
πŸͺ 28 cm β€” Maximum PMS
πŸͺ 45 cm β€” Diabetes Risk

Size note:
Measurements are taken manually, so please allow approximately 0.5–2 cm (0.2–0.8 in) of variation. Colors may also appear slightly different depending on lighting and screen settings.

Our cutest finds are cute, not edible. πŸ˜‚ Grab yours while it’s still here. β™‘

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  • 4 stars: 2 (29%)
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Sherill Raynor

Beautiful, very cute!!! I loved it, very soft.

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Otto Mayert

The pillow is soft, the fabric feels nice to the touch, and it's large just like what I ordered (45cm). There are no visible seams and it's made neatly. Thank you!

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Laura Nitzsche

Perfect for our crumb monster costume

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King Goldner

Big cookie ! :d

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Penny Goldner

Ok πŸ‘

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Starr Hamill

Okay πŸ‘

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Lorri Shanahan

Perfect