{"product_id":"tbejaas7g3uhexfpb1jjf7dfiaamwmcnx1","title":"This Pizza Tastes Like Stinky Feet","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis Pizza Tastes Like Stinky Feet\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFreshly baked. Extra cheesy. Slightly suspicious. 🍕\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAt first glance, it’s a perfectly innocent pizza. Then you open the box, put two slices on your feet, and suddenly dinner has taken a deeply concerning turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThese ridiculously silly pizza socks are soft, comfy, and disturbingly convincing when folded into their pizza shape. Perfect for keeping your feet cozy, confusing hungry people, or giving someone the most disappointing pizza delivery of their life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e♡ Looks suspiciously like a real pizza when folded\u003cbr\u003e♡ Soft and comfy for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e♡ One-size design\u003cbr\u003e♡ Zero calories, unlimited questionable decisions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e One size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImportant:\u003c\/strong\u003e This product contains no actual pizza. Please do not eat the socks, no matter how hungry you are. \u003cstrong\u003eAnd if they start smelling like pizza, take a shower immediately.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"\"\u003eOur cutest finds have a terrible habit of disappearing — \u003cstrong\u003egrab your slice before this pizza starts tasting like stinky feet.\u003c\/strong\u003e ♡\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Poppimiru","offers":[{"title":"Extra Cheese 🍕 \/ One Slice Fits Most","offer_id":50488235393067,"sku":"14:365458;5:200003528","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/3343\/7739\/files\/ImagemdoChatGPT28deset.de2026_11_16_53.png?v=1790608958","url":"https:\/\/poppimiru.com\/products\/tbejaas7g3uhexfpb1jjf7dfiaamwmcnx1","provider":"Poppimiru","version":"1.0","type":"link"}