{"product_id":"rated-r-ridiculously-cuddly-shark-plush","title":"Rated R for Ridiculously Cuddly","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRated R for Ridiculously Cuddly\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome sharks swim. This one arrived by tornado. 🦈🌪️\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNobody knows how it happened. One minute, the sky was clear. The next, sharks were flying through the air, screams filled the streets, and somebody’s fake arm landed three blocks away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd then… \u003cstrong\u003ethis guy showed up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSoft. Squishy. Suspiciously adorable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eApparently, somewhere between the flying sharks, severed limbs, exploding boats, and an irresponsible amount of fake blood, evolution created the ultimate apex predator: \u003cstrong\u003ea giant shark that would rather cuddle you than eat you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eProbably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"\"\u003e♡ No visible teeth. Somehow, that makes him more suspicious.\u003cbr\u003e♡ Soft enough to make you forget everything you know about the food chain\u003cbr\u003e♡ Perfect for cuddling during catastrophically bad shark movies\u003cbr\u003e♡ 100% plush, 0% confirmed fatalities\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChoose your level of danger:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🦈 \u003cstrong\u003eBaby Shark — 70 cm \/ 27.6 in\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eSmall enough to look innocent. That’s how it starts.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🦈 \u003cstrong\u003eGreat White — 90 cm \/ 35.4 in\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eWe’re gonna need a bigger bed.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e🦈 \u003cstrong\u003eMegalodon — 110 cm \/ 43.3 in\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eForget the bed. Evacuate the bedroom.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRated R for Ridiculously Cuddly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause excessive cuddling, loss of personal space, unexplained shark-movie marathons, and the sudden urge to look suspiciously at tornadoes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIf blood starts dripping from the ceiling, however, \u003cstrong\u003ethat’s probably unrelated.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur cutest finds tend to get hooked faster than sharks get caught in a tornado — grab yours before it flies away. ♡\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Poppimiru","offers":[{"title":"Baby Shark 70cm","offer_id":67598543519787,"sku":"14:366#70cm","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Great White 90cm","offer_id":67598543585323,"sku":"14:496#90cm","price":69.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Megalodon 110cm","offer_id":67598543552555,"sku":"14:350850#110cm","price":99.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/3343\/7739\/files\/Imagem_do_ChatGPT_25_de_set._de_2026_10_28_56.png?v=1790342965","url":"https:\/\/poppimiru.com\/products\/rated-r-ridiculously-cuddly-shark-plush","provider":"Poppimiru","version":"1.0","type":"link"}