{"product_id":"just-one-cookie-i-swear-cookie-plush","title":"Just One Cookie, I Swear","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJust One Cookie, I Swear\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor safety reasons, please do not eat the cookie. 🍪\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWe know it looks suspiciously snackable, but the \u003cstrong\u003eJust One Cookie, I Swear\u003c\/strong\u003e plush is here for cuddling, decorating, and providing emotional support during highly questionable snack decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMade with soft plush and fluffy PP cotton filling, it comes in three increasingly concerning sizes — from a tiny cookie moment to a \u003cstrong\u003e45 cm commitment to the bit\u003c\/strong\u003e. Perfect for your bed, couch, chair, or wherever you normally go to recover from being a functioning human.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e♡ Soft plush exterior with fluffy PP cotton filling\u003cbr\u003e♡ Available in 10 cm, 28 cm, and 45 cm sizes\u003cbr\u003e♡ Ridiculously cute cookie design\u003cbr\u003e♡ Zero calories. Mostly because it’s stuffed with cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChoose your level of hunger:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍪 \u003cstrong\u003e10 cm — PMS Level 1\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍪 \u003cstrong\u003e28 cm — Maximum PMS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🍪 \u003cstrong\u003e45 cm — Diabetes Risk\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize note:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeasurements are taken manually, so please allow approximately \u003cstrong\u003e0.5–2 cm (0.2–0.8 in)\u003c\/strong\u003e of variation. Colors may also appear slightly different depending on lighting and screen settings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur cutest finds are cute, not edible. 😂 Grab yours while it’s still here. ♡\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Poppimiru","offers":[{"title":"PMS Level 1","offer_id":50439863042091,"sku":"14:201450919#10cm pendant","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maximum PMS","offer_id":50439863009323,"sku":"14:203196828#28cm","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Diabetes Risk","offer_id":50439862976555,"sku":"14:202072806#45cm","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/3343\/7739\/files\/ChatGPTImage22deset.de2026_08_06_12.png?v=1790075795","url":"https:\/\/poppimiru.com\/products\/just-one-cookie-i-swear-cookie-plush","provider":"Poppimiru","version":"1.0","type":"link"}