{"product_id":"its-not-bilu-giant-cat-plush","title":"It’s Not Bilu","description":"\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt’s Not Bilu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe repeat: it’s NOT Bilu. Please stop asking. 👽\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSomething showed up. It’s black, suspiciously tall, and vaguely cat-shaped. Scientists have no explanation. We have no explanation. Honestly, we’re not even sure it’s a cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAt \u003cstrong\u003e95–100 cm\u003c\/strong\u003e, authorities are calling it \u003cstrong\u003eFirst Contact\u003c\/strong\u003e. Strange, but manageable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAt \u003cstrong\u003e170–175 cm\u003c\/strong\u003e, you’ve officially been \u003cstrong\u003eAbducted\u003c\/strong\u003e. At that point, it’s nearly human-sized, lives in your house, and probably knows things you don’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIf it appears at the end of your hallway at 3 a.m., remain calm. Do not approach. Do not ask where it came from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSeek knowledge.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e♡ Ridiculously long, soft, and deeply suspicious\u003cbr\u003e♡ Available in “that’s a weird plush” and “there’s someone in my house” sizes\u003cbr\u003e♡ Perfect for beds, sofas, questionable sightings, and accidental first contact\u003cbr\u003e♡ Technically a plush. Allegedly a cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e♡ \u003cstrong\u003e95–100 cm — First Contact\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e♡ \u003cstrong\u003e170–175 cm — Abducted\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasurements are approximate and may vary slightly.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOur cutest finds have a terrible habit of getting abducted by ridiculously funny aliens — grab yours while it’s still on this planet. ♡\u003c\/strong\u003e 👽\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Poppimiru","offers":[{"title":"Unidentified Black Object \/ First Contact 95-100cm","offer_id":50483069681707,"sku":"14:193#Black Cat;152:201336178#about 95-100cm","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Unidentified Black Object \/ ABDUCTED  170-175cm","offer_id":50483069648939,"sku":"14:193#Black Cat;152:201336179#about 170-175cm","price":89.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0712\/3343\/7739\/files\/ImagemdoChatGPT30deset.de2026_05_47_09.png?v=1790775672","url":"https:\/\/poppimiru.com\/products\/its-not-bilu-giant-cat-plush","provider":"Poppimiru","version":"1.0","type":"link"}